How to Kill a Lion

TCS method:
hire a lion, give him hell a lot of work and pay him
government salary,
lion dies of hunger and frustration

Infy method:
hire a lion and ask him to meow like a cat ..he will
die eventually of
frustration...

IBM's metbod:
hire a lion, give him a pink slip in an hour ... he
dies of unemployment...

Syntel Method:-
Hire a Cat ... assure him that he will eventually
become a Lion once he
reaches onsite and make sure that he never reaches
onsite. Cat dies in hope of becoming a Lion....

MBT method:
hire the lion, make him take 14 tests and tell him
that if he doesn't score
60% he will lose the job. lion dies of the
strain?

i-Flex method:
hire a lion???.oops cow, tell him he is a lion, send
him in African safari
for implementing flexcube in god forbidden
territories, tell him if he comes alive he will get
band movement
(promotion), holy cow dies in fear of the real lion

COSL Method:
hire a lion ..tell him to merge with Goats (polaris)
and reduce his
allowance...lion dies from fear that tommorrow he
might become a goat....

Polaris Method :
hire ..sorry....purchase a lion(COSL) ...change his
timings...(instead of
9 AM...change it to 8:30 AM) cut down his
allowance (coupons etc) lion dies from fear of
becoming CAT.....

Silverline Method:
hire a lion, declare a scandal and dont pay him...he
dies of hunger...

Quinnox method:
hire the lion. either give him no work or ask for a
premature delivery.
Lion either dies of boredom or intense physical &
mental activity...

Patni method:
hire a lion, give him a salary of a cat...the lion
dies before joining....

Nucsoft method:
hire a lion,give him job of grass eating (IBBS
Support)..the
lion dies from lack of eating meat...

Satyam method:
hire a lion, give him net access..no work..and
deport
him to Chennai
centre...no water..no electricity..no hindi speaking
ppl...lion dies in oblivion......

Wipro method:
hire a lion...give him lots of work...transfer him
to
Wipro Lights
division..lion dies due to Lightness...

Mastek method:
hire a lion...ask him to align himself with anything
and everything...ask
him to fill complicated competency forms... differ
increments and pay him
salary of a cat... lion dies
due to fear of getting mis-aligned or starvation...

Mcft Method:
Hire a lion.....(thats it...)


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