The Power Of Email

A man checked into a hotel. There was a computer in
his room, So he decided to send an e-mail to his wife.However, he accidentally typed wrong e-mail address and without realizing his error, he sent the e-mail.
Meanwhile...Somewhere in Houston, a widow has just returned home from her husband's funeral. The widow decided to check her e-mail, expecting messages from relatives and friends. After reading the first message, she fainted. The widow's son rushed into the room, found his mother on the floor and saw the computer screen whichread:
To: My Loving Wife
Subject: I've reached
Date: 16 May 2002

I know you're surprised to hear from me. They have computers here now, and you are allowed to send e-mails to your loved ones. I've just reached and have been checked in. I see that everything has been prepared for your arrival tomorrow. Looking forward to seeing you then!
Hope your journey is as uneventful as was mine.
Your Loving Husband

Make Firefox Browser Fast....

Type "about:config" into the address bar and hit return. Scroll down and look for the following entries:

network.http.pipelining
network.http.proxy.pipelining
network.http.pipelining.maxrequests
and browser.turbo.enabled

Normally the browser will make one request to a web page at a time. When you enable pipelining it will make several at once, which really speeds up page loading.

Alter the entries as follows:

Set "network.http.pipelining" to "true" . (Right click and use toggle to change values.)

Set "network.http.proxy.pipelining" to "true"

Set "network.http.pipelining.maxrequests" to some number like 20. This means it will make 20 requests at once.

Set "browser.turbo.enabled" to "true"

Lastly right-click anywhere and select New-> Integer. Name it "nglayout.initialpaint.delay"(excluding quotes) and set its value to "0". This value is the amount of time the browser waits before it acts on information it recieves.

If you have a broadband connection your surfing will be faster now......

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A Mathematician's love letter

The following is a Mathematician's Love letter:

     From
     A Mathematician's Love Letter
     De-Morgan's Apartment,
     Binomial Avenue,
     United States of Matrices.

    
     My Dear Love,

                  Yesterday, I was passing by your rectangular house
in trigonometric lane. There I saw you with your cute circular face,
conical nose and spherical eyes, standing in your triangular garden.

                Before seeing you my heart was a null set, but when a
vector of magnitude (likeness) from your eyes at a deviation of theta
radians made a tangent to my heart, it differentiated. My love for you
is a quadratic equation with real roots, which only you can solve by
making good binary relation with me.

                The cosine of my love for you extends to infinity. I
promise that I should not resolve you into partial functions but if I
do so, you can integrate me by applying the limits from zero to
infinity.You are as essential to me as an element of a set. The
geometry of my life revolves around your acute personality.
     My love, if you do not meet me at parabola restaurant on date 10
at sunset, when the sun is making an angle of 160 degrees, my heart
would be like a solved polynomial of degree 10. With love from your
higher order derivatives of maxima and minima, of an unknown function.
    

Yours ever loving,
     Pythagoras

Give Mozilla a safari look

I found a great skin for mozilla firefox its theme section of offical site. Brushed, give your browser a Apple safari look.....
link is https://addons.update.mozilla.org/themes/?application=%7bec8030f7-c20a-464f-9b0e-13a3a9e97384%7d