There is a news that hackers are able to install world's most popular OS windowsxp on the Intel powered Apple's iMac. As anything in x86 platform is crackable it will be interesting to see how apple cops with that. Or is it time to think apple switch to windows instead of Mac OS? or Microsoft's time to lauch a version for Mac in its upcoming OS vista?
Ur comments are welcome...
Orginal report
http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20060318/ap_on_hi_te/apple_windows_hack
Monday, March 20, 2006
Saturday, June 25, 2005
Best Qts
The best one is really the best one..njoy..
# Sign on a railway station at Patna:
Aana free, jaana free,
pakde gaye to khana free.
# Seen on a famous beauty parlor in Bombay:
Don't whistle at the girl going out from here.
She may be your grandmother!
# Seen on a bulletin board:
Success is relative
More the success, more the relatives.
# Sign at a barber's saloon in Juhu, Bombay:
we need your heads to run our business.
# A traffic slogan:
Don't let your kids drive if they are not old enough - or else they never will be.....
#THE BEST ONE:
Its God's responsibility to forgive the terrorist organizations such as Jaish, Lashkar etc.
It's our responsibility to arrange the meeting between them and god."
- Indian Armed Forces
Love & Care,
Surabhi Rajan
www.Surabhi.tk
* surabhirajan@gmail.com
( 91 94480 25137
If you look at what you do not have in life, you don't have anything, If you look at what you have in life, you have everything.
# Sign on a railway station at Patna:
Aana free, jaana free,
pakde gaye to khana free.
# Seen on a famous beauty parlor in Bombay:
Don't whistle at the girl going out from here.
She may be your grandmother!
# Seen on a bulletin board:
Success is relative
More the success, more the relatives.
# Sign at a barber's saloon in Juhu, Bombay:
we need your heads to run our business.
# A traffic slogan:
Don't let your kids drive if they are not old enough - or else they never will be.....
#THE BEST ONE:
Its God's responsibility to forgive the terrorist organizations such as Jaish, Lashkar etc.
It's our responsibility to arrange the meeting between them and god."
- Indian Armed Forces
Love & Care,
Surabhi Rajan
www.Surabhi.tk
* surabhirajan@gmail.com
( 91 94480 25137
If you look at what you do not have in life, you don't have anything, If you look at what you have in life, you have everything.
Thursday, June 23, 2005
How to Kill a Lion
TCS method:
hire a lion, give him hell a lot of work and pay him
government salary,
lion dies of hunger and frustration
Infy method:
hire a lion and ask him to meow like a cat ..he will
die eventually of
frustration...
IBM's metbod:
hire a lion, give him a pink slip in an hour ... he
dies of unemployment...
Syntel Method:-
Hire a Cat ... assure him that he will eventually
become a Lion once he
reaches onsite and make sure that he never reaches
onsite. Cat dies in hope of becoming a Lion....
MBT method:
hire the lion, make him take 14 tests and tell him
that if he doesn't score
60% he will lose the job. lion dies of the
strain?
i-Flex method:
hire a lion???.oops cow, tell him he is a lion, send
him in African safari
for implementing flexcube in god forbidden
territories, tell him if he comes alive he will get
band movement
(promotion), holy cow dies in fear of the real lion
COSL Method:
hire a lion ..tell him to merge with Goats (polaris)
and reduce his
allowance...lion dies from fear that tommorrow he
might become a goat....
Polaris Method :
hire ..sorry....purchase a lion(COSL) ...change his
timings...(instead of
9 AM...change it to 8:30 AM) cut down his
allowance (coupons etc) lion dies from fear of
becoming CAT.....
Silverline Method:
hire a lion, declare a scandal and dont pay him...he
dies of hunger...
Quinnox method:
hire the lion. either give him no work or ask for a
premature delivery.
Lion either dies of boredom or intense physical &
mental activity...
Patni method:
hire a lion, give him a salary of a cat...the lion
dies before joining....
Nucsoft method:
hire a lion,give him job of grass eating (IBBS
Support)..the
lion dies from lack of eating meat...
Satyam method:
hire a lion, give him net access..no work..and
deport
him to Chennai
centre...no water..no electricity..no hindi speaking
ppl...lion dies in oblivion......
Wipro method:
hire a lion...give him lots of work...transfer him
to
Wipro Lights
division..lion dies due to Lightness...
Mastek method:
hire a lion...ask him to align himself with anything
and everything...ask
him to fill complicated competency forms... differ
increments and pay him
salary of a cat... lion dies
due to fear of getting mis-aligned or starvation...
Mcft Method:
Hire a lion.....(thats it...)
ROMMEL
hire a lion, give him hell a lot of work and pay him
government salary,
lion dies of hunger and frustration
Infy method:
hire a lion and ask him to meow like a cat ..he will
die eventually of
frustration...
IBM's metbod:
hire a lion, give him a pink slip in an hour ... he
dies of unemployment...
Syntel Method:-
Hire a Cat ... assure him that he will eventually
become a Lion once he
reaches onsite and make sure that he never reaches
onsite. Cat dies in hope of becoming a Lion....
MBT method:
hire the lion, make him take 14 tests and tell him
that if he doesn't score
60% he will lose the job. lion dies of the
strain?
i-Flex method:
hire a lion???.oops cow, tell him he is a lion, send
him in African safari
for implementing flexcube in god forbidden
territories, tell him if he comes alive he will get
band movement
(promotion), holy cow dies in fear of the real lion
COSL Method:
hire a lion ..tell him to merge with Goats (polaris)
and reduce his
allowance...lion dies from fear that tommorrow he
might become a goat....
Polaris Method :
hire ..sorry....purchase a lion(COSL) ...change his
timings...(instead of
9 AM...change it to 8:30 AM) cut down his
allowance (coupons etc) lion dies from fear of
becoming CAT.....
Silverline Method:
hire a lion, declare a scandal and dont pay him...he
dies of hunger...
Quinnox method:
hire the lion. either give him no work or ask for a
premature delivery.
Lion either dies of boredom or intense physical &
mental activity...
Patni method:
hire a lion, give him a salary of a cat...the lion
dies before joining....
Nucsoft method:
hire a lion,give him job of grass eating (IBBS
Support)..the
lion dies from lack of eating meat...
Satyam method:
hire a lion, give him net access..no work..and
deport
him to Chennai
centre...no water..no electricity..no hindi speaking
ppl...lion dies in oblivion......
Wipro method:
hire a lion...give him lots of work...transfer him
to
Wipro Lights
division..lion dies due to Lightness...
Mastek method:
hire a lion...ask him to align himself with anything
and everything...ask
him to fill complicated competency forms... differ
increments and pay him
salary of a cat... lion dies
due to fear of getting mis-aligned or starvation...
Mcft Method:
Hire a lion.....(thats it...)
ROMMEL
Tuesday, May 17, 2005
The Power Of Email
A man checked into a hotel. There was a computer in
his room, So he decided to send an e-mail to his wife.However, he accidentally typed wrong e-mail address and without realizing his error, he sent the e-mail.
Meanwhile...Somewhere in Houston, a widow has just returned home from her husband's funeral. The widow decided to check her e-mail, expecting messages from relatives and friends. After reading the first message, she fainted. The widow's son rushed into the room, found his mother on the floor and saw the computer screen whichread:
To: My Loving Wife
Subject: I've reached
Date: 16 May 2002
I know you're surprised to hear from me. They have computers here now, and you are allowed to send e-mails to your loved ones. I've just reached and have been checked in. I see that everything has been prepared for your arrival tomorrow. Looking forward to seeing you then!
Hope your journey is as uneventful as was mine.
Your Loving Husband
his room, So he decided to send an e-mail to his wife.However, he accidentally typed wrong e-mail address and without realizing his error, he sent the e-mail.
Meanwhile...Somewhere in Houston, a widow has just returned home from her husband's funeral. The widow decided to check her e-mail, expecting messages from relatives and friends. After reading the first message, she fainted. The widow's son rushed into the room, found his mother on the floor and saw the computer screen whichread:
To: My Loving Wife
Subject: I've reached
Date: 16 May 2002
I know you're surprised to hear from me. They have computers here now, and you are allowed to send e-mails to your loved ones. I've just reached and have been checked in. I see that everything has been prepared for your arrival tomorrow. Looking forward to seeing you then!
Hope your journey is as uneventful as was mine.
Your Loving Husband
Sunday, May 08, 2005
Make Firefox Browser Fast....
Type "about:config" into the address bar and hit return. Scroll down and look for the following entries:
network.http.pipelining
network.http.proxy.pipelining
network.http.pipelining.maxrequests
and browser.turbo.enabled
Normally the browser will make one request to a web page at a time. When you enable pipelining it will make several at once, which really speeds up page loading.
Alter the entries as follows:
Set "network.http.pipelining" to "true" . (Right click and use toggle to change values.)
Set "network.http.proxy.pipelining" to "true"
Set "network.http.pipelining.maxrequests" to some number like 20. This means it will make 20 requests at once.
Set "browser.turbo.enabled" to "true"
Lastly right-click anywhere and select New-> Integer. Name it "nglayout.initialpaint.delay"(excluding quotes) and set its value to "0". This value is the amount of time the browser waits before it acts on information it recieves.
If you have a broadband connection your surfing will be faster now......
network.http.pipelining
network.http.proxy.pipelining
network.http.pipelining.maxrequests
and browser.turbo.enabled
Normally the browser will make one request to a web page at a time. When you enable pipelining it will make several at once, which really speeds up page loading.
Alter the entries as follows:
Set "network.http.pipelining" to "true" . (Right click and use toggle to change values.)
Set "network.http.proxy.pipelining" to "true"
Set "network.http.pipelining.maxrequests" to some number like 20. This means it will make 20 requests at once.
Set "browser.turbo.enabled" to "true"
Lastly right-click anywhere and select New-> Integer. Name it "nglayout.initialpaint.delay"(excluding quotes) and set its value to "0". This value is the amount of time the browser waits before it acts on information it recieves.
If you have a broadband connection your surfing will be faster now......
Thursday, May 05, 2005
Wednesday, May 04, 2005
A Mathematician's love letter
The following is a Mathematician's Love letter:
From
A Mathematician's Love Letter
De-Morgan's Apartment,
Binomial Avenue,
United States of Matrices.
My Dear Love,
Yesterday, I was passing by your rectangular house
in trigonometric lane. There I saw you with your cute circular face,
conical nose and spherical eyes, standing in your triangular garden.
Before seeing you my heart was a null set, but when a
vector of magnitude (likeness) from your eyes at a deviation of theta
radians made a tangent to my heart, it differentiated. My love for you
is a quadratic equation with real roots, which only you can solve by
making good binary relation with me.
The cosine of my love for you extends to infinity. I
promise that I should not resolve you into partial functions but if I
do so, you can integrate me by applying the limits from zero to
infinity.You are as essential to me as an element of a set. The
geometry of my life revolves around your acute personality.
My love, if you do not meet me at parabola restaurant on date 10
at sunset, when the sun is making an angle of 160 degrees, my heart
would be like a solved polynomial of degree 10. With love from your
higher order derivatives of maxima and minima, of an unknown function.
Yours ever loving,
Pythagoras
Give Mozilla a safari look
I found a great skin for mozilla firefox its theme section of offical site. Brushed, give your browser a Apple safari look.....
link is https://addons.update.mozilla.org/themes/?application=%7bec8030f7-c20a-464f-9b0e-13a3a9e97384%7d
link is https://addons.update.mozilla.org/themes/?application=%7bec8030f7-c20a-464f-9b0e-13a3a9e97384%7d
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